Lauren's link Explosion: You'll probably get some on you.

There's all kinds of shit goin' on and I think the most relevant collection of it is here. I'm really diggin' this project by Lar & Jar.

To the like minded friends I've yet to meet. On that note I think it's time I updated my sidebar links. I think HTATBL is still there.

Oh Yeah, and this.

Cheers, all.

Here it comes!

I put this album on

and listened to this song

Teenage kicks so hard to beat.

really freakin' loud today. All the windows in pad were open for the first time since September. Holy Keeerist, I waited a long time for that.

Appetites Whetted: Be the Meat in our Bastard Sandwich

Another nonplussed chick hunter, until he set his eyes on this beauty.

I have a new hobby. I eat my lunch on chatroulette (unfortunately NSFW in this sick world of ours). Everyone seems to appreciate it and it's a real conversation starter. One girl even said she wanted me to "put it in her". Ummmm.

My real goal is too make a sandwich look so good that it will inspire one off the numerous cock handlers on the sight to drop his weapon and put his time to more culinary endeavors. It's a long shot, but if I can just reach out to one person hundreds will be affected.

I'll be damned if a sandwich can't change the world one bite at a time.

No bike news, but soon I should have pics of my revived SS race machine. It will be of mental deficient nature to the point of exception.

Due to karmic forces, I am not yet able to give you details of the potential, even probable, trip I have at a rolling boil on the front burner. You probably couldn't handle it anyway.

Thanks to the kids at Evil Cycling. Now, they will see me coming and still be able to do nothing about it. Muuhahahahahaha...hahahaha...muhuhuuu.

Evil hats: As sexy as a sandwich

ps Muhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaa...muhuhu.

FML

F@ck my Lent

Today, I was driving on the highway in the middle of nowhere when my rear left tire blew out. Night was starting to fall so with no other cars to be seen, I thought I’d better get in touch with triple-A. Too bad I made a promise to the Lord that I wouldn’t use my cell phone again until Easter Sunday. FMLent

I agree, your Lent sucks (42) - It’s nothing compared to the suffering of Jesus on the cross (3690)

Taken directly from Look At This Fucking Idea For A Blog-To-Book Deal.

Have a good weekend. I'm off to hunt down a mentally deficient deal on new skis this weekend.

Taco Dreams and Fiberglass Realities: Let's get emotional

Well, xc skiing is finito here for a while. Little snow and lots of rain for the region, and some particularly bad luck for the kid. I broke the tip of one of a my skis and now I'm grounded from whence I soared with the turkeys (I never really hammered down my technique to rise with a more majestic species). I figure it must have happened when I ate big sh!t on a small descent. I got caught in a lateral groove, which is a break in the general 'V' pattern on a skate surface. This, I've been informed, type of crash is to skiing what crashing on the painted line* is to cycling.

If the crappy weather wasn't bad enough the crash and subsequent lose of my new favourite pass time has turned me from this

I would like to see a shorthand transcript of this aside

into this

I especially like the dry heaving she does at the though of menial labour.

Neither me seems very intelligent, but one is definitely having more fun. Both of these were taken from Greg Rutter's definitive list of things you should have already seen on the toobz... #2! I debated not showing this list and just farming it for cool links, but it's pretty spectacular as a complete work, as long as you don't try to get through it in one sitting.

I'll be putting Miss Lucky on a plane for Mexico on Friday and playing bachelor for the week. Where "playing" is "watching Errol Morris documentaries", and "bachelor" is "surrounded by dirty dishes and stale nachos". She's going for a wedding and I'll send my congratulation/condolences with her and in return get an El luchador mask. A fine trade by my math.

I have my own vacation planned. I'll get around to some details on that later. Plans I'm looking forward to have a way of bottoming out on me. I've come not to believe I'm actually going somewhere until I've return from that place. Call it pessimism or a defense mechanism, but I just don't want to jinx it. The hint is I'll be taking my road bike in to Get Rheal for a proper fitting and tune up this weekend.

Keep yer head up 'til yer fed up.

* I personally find really bad crashes hard to watch without flinching empathy, but it's very relevant to what we [cyclists] all do. Here's a link to see how our boy Jens keeps his head up.

Have you been spending too much time...

@ The Whoa, because I have been spending toooooooo much time @ The Whoa.

<3 Japanese

I find it hard to regret a single moment I spend watching this.

Not to shabby for an old rocker

Monday is definitely not the day. Check out this dinosaur jr. steeze and leave me alone.